A Life Uncommon: Friday Funnies

Friday, October 15, 2010

Friday Funnies

Hello
So were driving home from an adventuresome morning. We had picked up Dash. The chatter began. Whenever these two are apart for a while the absence has a way of making them even fonder of each other.

So in the back seat sits
Dash, in the passenger beside me Dove (yes we have the air bag turned off ) the stuffed animals are having a conversation. Doves 'bear' has a voice change.

"I wonder why my voice changed? maybe it is puberty" Said Bear

Mookutu (Dash's critter) responds "no, most men do not go to puberty until they're 40"

I laughed so hard my eyes watered all the way home. Now we have all know some men well into the 40's who would lead us to believe they have yet to finish puberty.

The things children say...

2 comments:

Annette said...: LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!
Made me giggle at what Mr. Dash said, and I know some men (no name or relation to me ) that I think still havent hit puberty.... ;)the innocence of children is so wonderful and yet so entertaining....

LOVE YOU~; October 15, 2010 at 6:53 PM
Denise said...: So funny, lol; October 15, 2010 at 7:52 PM

By Maya Angelou

'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
That a man should have to seek Him first to find her.'

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not shouting 'I'm clean living,'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven.'

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.

When I say.. 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain...
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner Who received God's good grace, somehow!

Words have power. Here are a few of my favorite sayings.

A warm cup of tea is like a cuddle with a friend.
The North American Indians have a more eloquent word for ‘friend’ than we do in English. In their language, the word for friend literally means, “the one who carries my sorrows on his back.”
Return with Honor
The sage anticipates things that are difficult while they are easy, and does things that would become great while they are small. All difficult things in the world are sure to arise from a previous state in which they were easy, and all great things from one in which they were small. Therefore the sage, while he never does what is great, is able on that account to accomplish the greatest things."
"HOME IS WHERE YOUR STORY BEGINS"
“Live so that when your children hear these words they think of you… Fairness Caring Integrity Honesty Love Trust.”
"O Lord help my words to be gracious and tender today, for tomarrow I may have to eat them."
"No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes"