A Life Uncommon: Friday Funnies

Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Funnies

"Mom you make the best egg salad sandwiches"

"oh"

"ya, everyone thinks so"

"everyone?"

"ya mom, Mark from the other night said it was awesome, and Brendon was so amazed how good it was too"

"Dash what did you eat for lunch?"

"Well I got to have half of it cause I shared a quarter with each of them."

(mind you it was one slice of bread with the egg salad in it)

"Mom, can I have another one for tomorrow?

Could you use two bread slices each folded in half?"

Today I cut those two folded single slices in half.

Now he has four little sandwiches. I wonder how much of it he will get to eat.

He is such a giving kid.

He was so hungry after school yesterday that he ate a man size plate of spaghetti and sauce.

7 comments:

Denise said...: Bless his precious heart.; August 20, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Susie said...: LOL! So cute:-); August 20, 2010 at 11:32 AM
a Pocket Angel said...: Donette, Bless you for the lovely comment on my blog.. Yes, that's what I need. I'm working hard on getting better...
Thank you so much! ~mary~
PS I LOVE egg salad sandwiches.. how yummy!; August 20, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Debra said...: Kids... :) Blessings, Debra; August 20, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Annette said...: First off, I LOVE YOU!!
I too love egg sandwiches tell Mr. Dash they are one my very favorite sandwiches too, and your children have such giving hearts and they have learned that from their GREAT parents!!! So, so sweet & precious!!

LOVE TO ALL & HUGS~
Annette; August 20, 2010 at 6:21 PM
Amrita said...: Ooohhh that 's so sweet; August 21, 2010 at 5:37 AM
Denise said...: Of Course you have raised children that give....... That is what they know to do....... it will bless their lives over and over and over...

AND I love love love egg salad sands!; August 21, 2010 at 7:32 AM

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