A Life Uncommon

Friday, September 10, 2010

A patient came into see the doctor. The doctor asks the man what he thinks is wrong.

"doctor I think I am a moth."

Doctor replies, "Well you think your a moth? I don't think what you need is a doctor . I think what you need is a therapist"

To this the patient replies...

"ya, I know replies the patient. I was on my way to a therapist but I came in here when I saw that your light was on."

9 comments:

Saleslady371 said...: Cute! Have a wonderful weekend!; September 10, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Kim @ Homesteader's Heart said...: Ha! Ha! That was cute! Thanks for linking up today and spreading some fun!!
Have a Fabulous Friday!
Kim; September 10, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Debbie Petras said...: Very cute Donetta! Enjoy your weekend.

blessings,
Debbie; September 10, 2010 at 1:36 PM
Susie said...: Too funny!!; September 10, 2010 at 1:57 PM
SophieMae said...: Oh, hahaha! I have to share that with my very PUNny son!

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^; September 10, 2010 at 6:41 PM
RaD said...: :) That one was cute!; September 10, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Annette said...: LOVED IT!!

Hugs to all~; September 12, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Denise said...: Funny sis, lol; September 13, 2010 at 7:05 AM
Sherry @ Lamp Unto My Feet said...: LOL! Too cute!; September 13, 2010 at 6:40 PM

By Maya Angelou

'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
That a man should have to seek Him first to find her.'

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not shouting 'I'm clean living,'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven.'

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.

When I say.. 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain...
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner Who received God's good grace, somehow!

Words have power. Here are a few of my favorite sayings.

A warm cup of tea is like a cuddle with a friend.
The North American Indians have a more eloquent word for ‘friend’ than we do in English. In their language, the word for friend literally means, “the one who carries my sorrows on his back.”
Return with Honor
The sage anticipates things that are difficult while they are easy, and does things that would become great while they are small. All difficult things in the world are sure to arise from a previous state in which they were easy, and all great things from one in which they were small. Therefore the sage, while he never does what is great, is able on that account to accomplish the greatest things."
"HOME IS WHERE YOUR STORY BEGINS"
“Live so that when your children hear these words they think of you… Fairness Caring Integrity Honesty Love Trust.”
"O Lord help my words to be gracious and tender today, for tomarrow I may have to eat them."
"No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes"