A Life Uncommon: Friday Funnies

Friday, October 1, 2010

Friday Funnies

hello

so today after going to get Doves prescription walking around the store I went on to my next stop.

I shopped another 45 minutes. Checked out and as I was leaving the store a hand rested on my shoulder from behind me. As I turned the woman addressing me whispered...

you have tissue hanging from behind you

I laughed all the way to the truck unloaded the cart got in the truck and laughed my fool head off!

Now mind you I cut the tip of my thumb off today it was wrapped like a gulf ball trying to stop the bleeding. All that time no one said a word!

The woman who told me could of been a model she was stunningly beautiful

inside ans out

got areal good laugh out of it

look at me humor in mine own self

not embarrassed

not ashamed

humored

2 comments:

Denise said...: lol; October 2, 2010 at 1:04 AM
Annette said...: I've had it stuck to my shoe before, and that was embarrassing enough!! Once at the races this RUDE lady, she cut in front of me & Amanda in the bathroom, came out of her stall and had paper hanging out of the back of her shorts and we just let it be, we laughed about that all night, so I'm waiting for karma to come back and bite me for that one!

LOVE YOU~
Hugs~; October 2, 2010 at 10:08 PM

By Maya Angelou

'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
That a man should have to seek Him first to find her.'

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not shouting 'I'm clean living,'
I'm whispering 'I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven.'

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I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

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I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.

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My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.

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I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.

When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner Who received God's good grace, somehow!

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A warm cup of tea is like a cuddle with a friend.
The North American Indians have a more eloquent word for ‘friend’ than we do in English. In their language, the word for friend literally means, “the one who carries my sorrows on his back.”
Return with Honor
The sage anticipates things that are difficult while they are easy, and does things that would become great while they are small. All difficult things in the world are sure to arise from a previous state in which they were easy, and all great things from one in which they were small. Therefore the sage, while he never does what is great, is able on that account to accomplish the greatest things."
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