Friday, February 5, 2010

Friday Funnies

I was promply give a breathing treatment of steroids and albuteral
Then the doctor came back in and she said we are going to have to give you and injection of steroids and another breathing treatment. I sounded like a percolator.
I said alright.
she said "I have to give it to you in your booby"

 Wide Eyed
"SAY WHAT!?, are you serious?"

"yes" she said you really need to have this"
"You are going to give me a shot in my booby?"

She looked at me and cracked up "NO your bootee"

Oh we laughed so hard. 
Now think of an asthmatic laughing during a breathing treatment.


Denise said...

Woo Hoo, wish I could have been there sis, lol

Saleslady371 said...

Good to laugh before a shot! Have a great weekend.

Annette said...

LOL, I can only imagine the sound of you and the look on your face!! Hope you start feeling better soon.


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Susie said...

That IS funny!!

The Real Me! said...

Oh have mercy! That is too funny and I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing!
Thanks for sharing and have a great weekend.

Connie@Little Red Hearts From God said...

oh I can so relate..... I'll remember that one for the next time I have a crisis....

thanks for keeping us laughing...


Denise said...

Too funny girl ! You have such a wonderful joyful spirit! I am still on blog break but wanted to come by and see how you are doing...

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Be well my friend and I will be back in March..

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